stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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