can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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