Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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