dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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