I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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