There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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