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(757): View more from Virginia

Just be blunt and say drink from my dick

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(540): View more from Virginia

i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.

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(513): View more from Ohio

you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp

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(409): View more from Texas

The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask

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(901): View more from Tennessee

How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.

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