this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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