You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just gift wrapped bread.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
