Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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