he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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