On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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