Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
