i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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