Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Houston, we have a squirter
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Boobs are out for the taking
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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