does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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