One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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