It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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