we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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