We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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