i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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