He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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