Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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