My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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