i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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