if you like me you must not know who I am
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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