I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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