this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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