Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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