It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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