We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I need a beard to bite.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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