Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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