So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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