just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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