I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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