Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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