Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
