doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Couch. On fire.
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