I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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