I want to have your abortion
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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