Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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