He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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