i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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