Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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