Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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