we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
