..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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