I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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