is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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