last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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