She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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