Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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