im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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